【飼い主あるある】飼い主に言いたいことがあるダックスのまんぷく【vol.20】

2021年10月29日 22:00:00
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ダックスのまんぷく

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2017年10月生まれの女の子。ダックスフンドの中で、最も体が小さいカニンヘンダックスです。

小さな体に信じられないほどのパワーを秘めて、毎日爆走！やんちゃですがビビリの寂しがり屋で、ピンチになったらスグにお腹を出して降参します。外では猫をかぶって優等生「にゃんぷく」に大変身♪

今日のまんぷくのひと言 「わたくしが"使えない飼い主をディスる会"会長でございます。」

ワンコを愛するあまりに……。「飼い主あるある」

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我が家にやってきて早1年。赤ちゃんからジュニアになり、着実に成犬への道を歩いているダックスまんぷく。

この頃になると、自分なりの主張みたいなものが出て来て、飼い主に対する不平不満もハッキリ言ってくるようになりました。

通っている「犬の幼稚園」では、友達同士で使えない飼い主をディスりあっているという話も……。

ここで、まんぷくの飼い主に対する心の声を聴いてみたいと思います。

まんぷくが飼い主に言いたいこと7連発！

【あるある①】ハミガキがヘタすぎる！

磨くのはいいけど、もっとうまくやってくだしゃい！

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【あるある②】寝ているときのイビキがひどすぎる！

毎晩うるさくて眠れませんよ！

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【あるある③】かあちゃんの足がクサすぎる！

かあちゃんは女子力が低すぎですよ。

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【あるある④】わたくしへのプレゼントのセンスが微妙。

飼い主が大喜びで買ってくるワンコ服はいつも派手すぎる。

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【あるある⑤】勝手に愛用のおもちゃを洗う。

せっかくつけたニオイが飛んでしまいましたよ。

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【あるある⑥】説教が長すぎる！

ワンコへの説教はポイントを押さえて手短にあっさりと！

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【あるある⑦】わたくしのことが好きすぎる。

飼い主からの愛情が重すぎるです。

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というわけで、明日からも暴れますよ！

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さんざんディスられて落ち込む飼い主。

理想の飼い主目指して、まんぷくのお世話に励みたいと思います。

※2018年～2019年のまんぷくの写真を使って編集しています。参照／Instagram@since2017_manpuku_happyday

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