【これはブチギレられる】絶対に書いてはいけない謝罪文

2016年01月07日 18:35:00
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絶対に真似してはいけない、謝罪文から反省の色を消し去る方法を紹介します。

1. 可愛いフォントを使う

謝罪文可愛い

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2. ポエム調

謝罪文　poem (1)

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3. 映画をモチーフにする

謝罪文

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4. 過剰な制裁

謝罪文反省しすぎ

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5. アラビア語で書く

謝罪文　アラビア

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6. こっそり寿司ネタを入れる

謝罪文寿司

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あなたが、もし謝罪文を書かなくてはいけないことになったら、これらを反面教師としましょう。

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