寿司屋でとんでもないオーダーをされた結果…

2024年06月07日 07:00:00
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citrus
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SNSで盛り上がった選りすぐりのネタを紹介するcitrus。

すがぬまたつや（@sugaaanuma）さんの投稿が話題になっています。

（アカウント名に含まれる環境依存文字・絵文字は反映されない場合もあります）

何握りましょうか？

「何握りましょうか？」と尋ねる大将。

お客様の答えは……なんと、「世界の命運」でした！

すぐさま後ろの棚からクソデカ包丁を取り出す大将ですが、まさか展開を予感していたというのでしょうか？（笑）

いかがでしたか？

すがぬまたつや（@sugaaanuma）さんは、このほかにもさまざまなお話を描かれています。

気になる方は、ぜひご覧になってみてください。

引用元：@sugaaanum

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