『今日は人がいないから』と女の子の家に誘われた！フラグが立ったかと思いきや…「秀逸すぎて草」「そうだけどそうじゃない」

2023年12月07日 07:00:00
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citrus

SNSで盛り上がった選りすぐりのネタを紹介するcitrus。

すがぬまたつや（@sugaaanuma）さんの投稿が話題になっています。

（アカウント名に含まれる環境依存文字・絵文字は反映されない場合もあります）

うち来ない？

「ウチ来ない？」と女の子にいわれる憧れのシチュエーション。

ドキドキしながら家に上がると、無人のはずなのになぜかお兄さんの姿が！

なんと、「兄のことは人としては見ていないから」というのです（笑）

それは……なんとも言えませんね（笑）

いかがでしたか？

すがぬまたつや（@sugaaanuma）さんは、このほかにもさまざまなお話を描かれています。

気になる方は、ぜひご覧になってみてください。

引用元：@sugaaanum

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