アザラシに左フックを決めた猫、パンチ一発プールに沈める

2021年05月05日 09:00:00
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マットという名の海どころか、本物のプールに沈んでいきました。 100kg以上はあろうかという巨漢vs6〜7kgくらいの小兵との一番をご覧ください。

とある動物園と思しきアザラシエリアに闖入した2匹の猫に相対して、ここは我々の領海領空領土であるからして、領域を侵犯する君たちは速やかに領土外に退出すべしといった意味合いの警報音を奏でるアザラシさん。一家の大黒柱として、一族の領袖として、威厳を遺憾なく発揮するべく猫に抗議したところ、猫は警告を無視していきなり実弾を撃ち込む海賊のごとく、間髪入れずに猫パンチを一発お見舞い。アザラシの体重に比べれれば数％に過ぎないはずが、体重の乗った左フックに混乱したのか空気を読んだのか、一瞬の間を置いてアザラシは転がりながらプールへボチャンと沈み、張り手からのノックアウトで茶トラ猫の勝ちとなる大番狂わせとなったのでありました。［Cat slaps a seal／YouTube］The post アザラシに左フックを決めた猫、パンチ一発プールに沈める first appeared on 猫ジャーナル.

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