現実は甘くない…！ごはんを2回もらおうとたくらむダックスのまんぷく【vol.16】

2021年10月21日 06:00:00
オモシロ
mofmo

ダックスのまんぷく

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2017年10月生まれの女の子。ダックスフンドの中で、最も体が小さいカニンヘンダックスです。

小さな体に信じられないほどのパワーを秘めて、毎日爆走！やんちゃですがビビリの寂しがり屋で、ピンチになったらスグにお腹を出して降参します。外では猫をかぶって優等生「にゃんぷく」に大変身♪

今日のまんぷくのひと言 「飼い主をダマすにはコツがあるでございますよ。」

「おとちゃん、早く帰ってこないかな……。

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我が家にやってきて1年ほど経ったダックスのまんぷく。すっかり大きくなって、少しずつ、生まれながらの性格も見えてきました。

この日はかあちゃんとお留守番。仕事で遅くなるおとちゃん（夫）を待っています。

チラチラを玄関を気にしながら、おもちゃをカジカジするまんぷく。

大好きなおとちゃんが帰ってきた……！

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待ちくたびれて眠くなってきた頃、ようやくおとちゃんが帰ってきました！

「いい子いい子」とたくさんなでてもらい、抱っこまでしてもらって、すっかりゴキゲンになるまんぷく。

……と、思いきや！？

なぜか塩対応のまんぷく

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おとちゃんが帰ってきてうれしいはずなのに、なぜかツーン！とそっぽを向いてしまいました。

喜んで迎えてくれないまんぷくに、ちょっとガッカリするおとちゃん。

「すごくさみしかった……」と訴え始める

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ここで急に甘え始めるまんぷく。

先ほどの塩対応とは打って変わり、おとちゃんに向かって、「さみしかったでございますよ」とウルウルの目で訴えています。

緩急をつけた甘え方に、すっかりうれしくなってしまったおとちゃん。完全にまんぷくのペースではないですか……。

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すかさずおとちゃんをダマしにかかる

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ここですかさずおとちゃんにウルウルの目を向けて、

「ごはんをもらってない」と訴えるまんぷく。

とっくにかあちゃんから大盛りのごはんをもらっているのに、 2回目をもらおうとたくらんでいます！

作戦成功を目前に、かあちゃんに阻まれる！

夜にごはんを2回食べるなんてとんでもない！

キッチンからふたりのやりとりを見ていたかあちゃんから、

「まんぷくはもうごはん済んでるからね！」と鋭くツッコまれ、あえなく作戦失敗……。

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作戦成功を目前にして、かあちゃんに邪魔された瞬間のまんぷく。

「ヤバイ、バレた！」という顔は、完全にイタズラが見つかったときの小学生です。

残念ながら、おとちゃんをダマす作戦は失敗に終わりました。

ふてくされてしまった

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わかりやすくフテているまんぷく。プリプリしたまま、眠りにつきました。

緩急をつけたダマしのテクニック。女優か！と言いたくなるような名演技に、もう苦笑いしか出てこないかあちゃんです。

※2019年秋頃のお話です。参照／Instagram@since2017_manpuku_happyday

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