魔性系ワンコに成長！？パパを味方につけて操るダックスのまんぷく【vol.14】

2021年09月30日 06:00:00
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ダックスのまんぷく

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2017年10月生まれの女の子。ダックスフンドの中で、最も体が小さいカニンヘンダックスです。

小さな体に信じられないほどのパワーを秘めて、毎日爆走！やんちゃですがビビリの寂しがり屋で、ピンチになったらスグにお腹を出して降参します。外では猫をかぶって優等生「にゃんぷく」に大変身♪

今日のまんぷくのひと言 「魔性系ダックスと呼んでくだしゃい！」

おとちゃんが大好きなまんぷく

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今回は、間もなく1歳になろうかという頃のまんぷくのお話です。

人間の女の子がパパっ子になりやすいように、まんぷくも「おとちゃん（夫）」が大好き。

自宅ではいつも夫の膝にのせてもらい、寝るまで甘えっぱなしです。

かあちゃんに怒られたときも、上手に甘えて夫を味方に付け、ピンチを乗り切ります！

かあちゃんに怒られそうになると……？

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この日、ちょっと目を離したスキにかあちゃんのヘアゴムを引き裂いたまんぷく。

「コラ―ッ！」と怒るかあちゃんを見て、すかさずおとちゃんの膝に避難しました。

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ゴムを引き裂いた犯人は、どう考えてもまんぷく以外にいないのですが……。

まんぷくは今回もトボケ通す作戦のようです。

おとちゃんの膝にいるときは強気！

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おとちゃんが守ってくれるので、がぜん強気なまんぷく。

「わたくしがやったのではありません！」とトボけ、かあちゃんをニラんでいます。

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かあちゃんのことはニラみつつ、おとちゃんの腕にしがみつき、

「こわ～～い♡」と甘えてみせるまんぷく。

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さらにお得意のウルウル顔で、無実を訴えています。

まんぷくの演技にアッサリだまされるおとちゃん。

「何でもまんぷくのせいにするのはよくないよ」と、まんぷくの味方をするではないですか！

「へっへーん！ざまぁみろ～！」

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おとちゃんを味方につけて、得意げなまんぷく。

かあちゃんに向かって、「ざまぁみろ～！」と言わんばかりの顔でアッカンベーをしてきました。

なんという小憎らしい表情……。

顔の使い分けも見事！

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助けてくれたおとちゃんには、ウルウルのお目目で甘え、「ありがと～♡」（左写真）

次の瞬間、かあちゃんのほうを振り向き、「フン！」と不敵な笑顔を向けてくるまんぷく（右写真）。

完璧なまでの顔の使い分けに、呆れかえって言葉が出ないあちゃん。

魔性の女・まんぷく

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1歳近くになって、少しずつ性格がかたまってきたまんぷく。

どうやらかなり計算高く、したたかな一面があるみたいです。

しっかりとおとちゃんを味方につけ、意のままに操る姿はまさに魔性の女！

これは負けられない！我が家における女の闘いが始まった瞬間なのでした。

※2018年秋頃のお話です。

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