鈴の音とかうっさいわ！クリスマスなんて大嫌いなヤツらの行動13選

2016年12月19日 16:22:00
オモシロ
CuRAZY
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1. 寝ている間にやられてた

2. 普通の写真なんて撮らせぬ

3. 毎年こうだからもう諦めた

4. 自分より目立つものが気に入らない

5. この日が消滅しない限り破き続けてやる

6. クリスマスなんてくそくらえ

7. タダで持ってけこのやろう

8. ここを通りたくば今すぐクリスマスを中止しろ

9. 視界に入ってくること自体イヤ

10. 次笑ったらその鼻噛みちぎるぞ

11. 子どもがみんなサンタ好きなわけじゃない

12. お前なんかこうしてやる！

13. クリスマス当日にフられた男の末路

アクセスランキング

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